100 Things you will never
see Sesshoumaru do

1. Bring out his own fitness video.
2. On fitness equiptment saying "This is great! You should buy this aperaturs!"
3. Win a Bafta at the soap awards.
4. Purchase a Happy Meal with an extra large banana milkshake.
5. Sing the hockey kockey at the children's christmas party.
6. Run like David Hasslehof down a beach.
7. Make ice cream and jelly for you and your friends .
8. Be a male underwear model.
9. Advertise the new LINX spray for men.
10. Pose for family photographs.
11. Become a sales assistant at 'New Look'.
12. Babysit.
13. Graduate from beauty school and become a professional hair dresser.
14. Become deeply involved in the book 'Romeo and Juliet"'.
15. Cry at the end of titanic.
16. Break in down when no-one's watchin'.
17. Wear tracksuit bottoms.
18. Wear all burbery and go out and about town enquiring "Orite pal?"
19. Save the world from a space alien attack.
20. Eat fudge dohnuts with the president.
21. Get a job at the zoo looking after the monkeys.
23. Go to disney land to get his pic taken with the STARS!
24. Utter the word "fabulous!"
25. Dance the tango wearing a hula skirt with a toast rack on his head.
26. Get a perm or highlights.
27. Complain about having a headache.
28. Sing opera.
29. Lose the car keys.
30. Star in the musical 'Saturday Night Fever.'
31. Ride on the 'London Express.'
32. Buy the morning-after pill at a local chemist.
33. Admit to his brotherly love for InuYasha.
34. Watch the full trilogy of Star Trek.
35. Tell Kagome her jumper brings out the green in her eyes.
36. Put on a wet suit and go scuba-diving.
37. Buy a pet cat and call him Shnukums.
38. Have his handbag stolen.
39. Go bungi-jumping.
40. Go singing in the rain.
41. Play with Barbie and Action Man dolls.
42. Press the snooze button on the Alarm clock.
43. Grab a beer and watch the football.
44. Complain about woman Troubles.
45. Ask "Does my bum look big in this fluff?"
46. Rob a bank.
47. Dance and sing with Barney.
48. Get a mohok.
49. Get his belly button pierced.
50. P-p-p-pick up a penguin!
51. Quiver at the edge of his seat on the final 'Lost' episode.
52. Have a romantic love affair with Jaken.
53. Pluck his eyebrows.
54. Download the Pussycat Dolls album from the internet.
55. Buy a pair of fluffy wooly socks.
56. Blow a fairwell kiss to Miroku.
57. Use Sango's Hiraikos As a boogie-board.
58. Own a dance mat.
59. Take a tantrum in Tesco when you refuse to buy his 'Fruit Loops'.
60. Drive a tractor and repeat in a Yorkshire accent; " 'Ello my flower."
61. Get a pedicure.
62. Go to the cinema to see 'The Magic Round-a-bout'.
63. Dress up in Japanese school girl uniform singing 'Oops, I did it again!"
64. Marvel at the new Matt-Mousse make-up.
65. Stick his head in the oven.
66. Ask for help tying his laces.
67. Take a trip to an art gallery wearing at Berette.
68. Admire the new Panten Pro-V conditioner.
69. Tackle bathroom scum.
70. Wrap his hair up in a towel.
71. Grab a few glow-sticks and go to a rave.
72. Write a Chrisrmas list to Santa.
73. Knit a cute, yellow wooly jumper for Rin.
74. Drive a hippy-van on the way to a peace protest.
75. Go ice-skating.
76. Remind you to eat up all your veggies.
77. Get breast implants.
78. Send you a text saying; 'wot u up 2 bbz tb luv seshy xx'
79. Bring you your packed-lunch to school.
80. Rumage around in his purse for change for the vending machine.
81. Wear Hello Kitty pyjamas and snuggle a teddy.
82. Cry.
83. Fit in a Mini.
84. Help an elderly person cross the street.
85. Go with the people in the white coats.
86. Fund animal research.
87. Join the Backstreet Boy's fanclub.
88. Dance the Gay Gordons.
89. Have denture problems.
90. Ask for directions.
91. Dance the moonwalk with Michael Jackson and Naraku.
92. Become jealous of InuYasha's little doggy ears.
93. Go into TacoBell yelling; 'A PIZZA HUT! A PIZZA HUT! CONTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND A PIZZA HUT!"
94. Design the world's first ever hover car and become the next Bill Gates.
95. Buy you the cutest little Sesshy plushy for your birthday.
96. Flutter his eye-lashes and pout.
97. Wear tight jeans and a leather jacket with nipple-zippers.
98. Go on tour with Eminem.
99. Become America's Next Top Model.
100. Giggle.